cj an sam dussnt no ow to yews compoota cos they be to old so they did arsk me to rite th werds wot they do say. so i is dooin it for them.
cj do be th oldist but ee dussnt no egsakly ow old ee do be. sam do be neerly as old aswel.
cj as bin travellin rownd th werld an sam av aswel. they av bin merika alot of times to difrunt playsis an iselund aswel an they did gow spane but not wiv me an edwud.
they av bin sowf affrika keenya seyshells an china aswel. they did say that wos long way to gow on airplane. they did gow aswel eejipt an uvva playsis wot be in medtrayneeun see. they did gow bermooda an meksiko an ther wos eevun mor playsis but my paws did be gettin tried wiv al th werds. i did fink it wud be betta for me if they did jus say ware they dint be. they did bowf jus luk at me.
they do bowf like th warta an av bin in washin masheen to av barf an be kleen. they do be sleepin neerly al th time now.